Hallo amigo and buenos nachos! It's time for the third part in this epic series!
Original by ZFLONetwork: /watch/kVjB0h8rt58rB
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Lyrics:
Hola Jorge! Andale, andale, arriba, arriba!
I don’t even know if I said that right. Sorry, I don’t speak Mexican.
Ey yo Jorge, can you hand me a burrito? Por favor?
I am a Mexican, my card is greenish
My last name is probably Gonzalez Martinez
I’d help you mow your lawn, but me no speaking English.
That’s why my only job is selling tacos or cleaning hey!
I don’t drink alcohol ‘less it's tequila
I hate when people say tor-til-la. Bitch, it’s tor-ti-lla.
I don’t need an SUV or an umbrella.
Why? I got a donkey and sombrero.
Because I can dance with two maracas in my hand, hand, hand
Used to play in a mariachi band, band, band
I can fit 20 cousins in the van, van, van yeah
What’d you expect? I’m Mexican.
Oooh oooh we swam here all the way from Puerto Rico
and yes, we smell like burritos oh oh
We’re just Mexican People oh oh oh.
The law saw that my card wasn’t green so I panicked
swam across the border at the speed of Hispanic
Oh mi hijo oh oh
we’re just Mexican People oh oh
We’re Brown People
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I am a Mexican. Yes, I speak Spanish.
But only when you’re around so you can’t understand it
Yes I like nachos dipped in Mexican salsa.
Yo quiero Taco Bell until they shot my Chihuahua.
If you’re Latino or latina then you’re Mexican
If you’re from Spain or Argentina you’re still Mexican,
If you speak any Portuguese you’re still Mexican
and if your name is Luis you’re definitely Mexican
I can dance with two maracas in my hand, hand, hand
Used to play in a mariachi band, band, band
I can fit 20 cousins in the van, van, van yeah
(???) Where’s my piñata?
Oooh oooh we swam here all the way from Puerto Rico
and yes, we smell like burritos oh oh
We’re just Mexican People oh oh oh.
The law saw that my card wasn’t green so I panicked
swam across the border at the speed of Hispanic
Oh mi hijo oh oh
we’re just Mexican People oh oh
We’re Brown People
I work as a maid for white people and it’s probably because their kids are messy
and because they can afford me, it’s only like a penny a week but, you know.
Yah! Hola, homie, I’m in your garden with a machete
the students in college hate me cause they don’t mess with them essays,
I’m a laker just like Kobe, I built my house with Adobe,
I’m teaching my black friends how to swim haha because
Oooh oooh we swam here all the way from Puerto Rico
and yes, we smell like burritos oh oh
We’re just Mexican People oh oh oh.
The law saw that my card wasn’t green so I panicked
swam across the border at the speed of Hispanic
Oh mi hijo oh oh
we’re just Mexican People oh oh
We’re Brown People
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